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Hugh Hefner Still Got It!

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And by “Still got it” I mean he’s still alive, barely. Jesus Christ this depressed me. Hugh Hefner is my grandfather. Just getting carted around places, ZERO clue where he actually is, waiting until someone lets him eat some apple sauce and take a nap. Rascal scooter, velcro shoes, and elastic waist band jeans, Captain always goes down with his ship right?

 

Totally aside but do you think Hugh Hefner has ever watched porn on the internet? Think about it. He’s too old, he had the real thing laying around his house all the time and probably holds such a hardcore grudge against the internet and free porn that he could never bring himself to do it. Just think about that, Hugh Hefner has never watched porn on the internet. That’s kind of crazy.