So last week in Nantucket there was some huge ass yacht parked in the marina. Thing was a monster and it had some sort of family crest on it. Right then and there I knew it. If Barstool didn’t have a crest we were nobodies. Just peasants like everybody else. I should have already known that simply by watching Game of Thrones but it took this massive fucking yacht for me to figure it out. Well I tweeted it out that I wanted a crest and lots of Stoolies started giving it a shot.
Well we finally have our winner.
Introducing the official House Barstool Crest!
I don’t even know what I’m going to put this on but I think the answer is pretty much everything.