Man Breaks Deadlift Record By Lifting 1,102 Pounds Annndddd Immediately Loses Consciousness

See, there has to be a point where the ends cease to justify the means. Personally I would stopped lifting extreme weights when my body starts morphing into a juiced up Garden Gnome, but to each their own. If this guy wants to shred his body by training for the minuscule chance he’d have to pick up a car to safe a life, more power to him. We’ll be here watching him blackout every time. Kind of reminds me of the dude who executed the perfect power clean if you ignore the whole passing out mid-lift part.

Breathe, young meatstick. Breathe. Even though if you record yourself power cleaning 225 at the local Planet Fitness, you probably deserve having a stroke while putting up the weight. Dude should just be happy the Lunk Alarm didn’t sound like a tornado warning 2 seconds into the lift with those grunts. Losing that $9/month pass would be the icing on the cake of the concussion. Then again, at least his quads didn’t literally POP off the bone like this meatstick (NSFL-ish):

Pa POP!  Talk about snapping into a motherfucking Slim Jim.  And that was only the first of THREE lifts?  Hey Tommy, I’m no iron pumper anymore but I think we found your max.  At least you got an excuse to skip leg day now.

Here’s to a speedy recovery if the legs in fact didn’t snap off, too.  Same goes for the rest of these chaps. In the future they probably would have been a lot safer to go extreme like these workout warriors (shit never gets old).