KFC Prefers Above Ground Pools Over In Ground Pools? That's Impossible

Above Ground

Vs.

In Ground

I happened to see this on Friday. Kevin “Couch” Clancy making the argument that above ground pools were better somehow better than inground pools. Listen our bloggers have said lots of preposterous stuff in the last 12 years of doing Barstool, but this is by far the craziest. most absurd, dumbest, idiotic thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like saying having less money is better than having more money. I mean the ONLY reason somebody has an above ground pool is because they can’t afford an inground pool. It’s insane for anybody to argue otherwise. And I’m not just saying that to be a dick either. I’m not just saying this because I’m a multi millionaire with a pristine inground pool at my new multi million dollar Nantucket house. It’s not a class thing. In ground pools are a thousand times better. EVERYBODY knows that. I’ve never heard anybody argue otherwise. Like sure if I couldn’t afford an inground pool I’d gladly take an above ground pool like a redneck. But they just aren’t comparable. I just don’t get it. How can somebody this stupid actually work for me?  This is apparently what happens when you spend your entire life on a couch.  You forget what the outside world is really like.