El Chapo Escapes From Prison For A THIRD TIME (No He Didnt But Everyone Thinks He Did)

El Chapo The GOAT! There needs to be a new rule that if you escape from prison three times they cant send you back. Its like Double Jeopardy how you cant be tried for the same crime twice. Call it Triple Jeopardy or some shit. Escape three times and you get immunity. The El Chapo Rule.

And I know Chapo is probably like a ruthless cold blooded murderer but I just cant help but root for the guy. Goddam legend. You cant even say “Free El Chapo!” before the guy digs a hole, hops on a motorcycle in a tunnel, and is back on the streets.

UPDATE – he didnt escape, but the whole internet thinks he did. Number 1 trend on Twitter. Everyone just ran with it and believed he pulled off the trifecta. I, for one, wish it was true. Like believing in Santa. A lie that brings a smile instead of a truth that brings a tear. Its completely believable that he did it a third time so I’m just gonna pretend this wasnt a hoax and he really did it.