Crank One Off To America With This Edition Of Top Pornhub Comments of the Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can forget about all the atrocities in the world and just be thankful that we’re not commenting on internet porn. Sure, we may not be having gobs and gobs of actual sex like Russell Wilson and Ciara, but at least we’re not commenting on the porn we watch. Life could always be much worse. People forget that. Now let’s get to it.
Life cums at you fast, Bobby.
I’m convinced they leave those shots in the videos just to trick you into making you think you’re gay for a second.
Everybody out there enjoying the 4th of July. Having themselves a good ol’ time. Merica this, Troops that. All of a sudden TipsRazer comes over to crap on everybody’s parade. What a selfish prick. If you’re thinking of suicide, don’t burden the rest of us with that shit.
Ummmmm not true. Pokemon Go is actually a crock of shit. Pokemon Red and Pokemon Blue, on the other hand? Well now you can start to make a case for that.
Whatever. I’m a sucker for dope references.
I feel like every single pornog should start off with the National Anthem. Might need to make that an actual thing. Also I love the troops just as much as the next guy. But nothing pisses me off more than when people say civilians aren’t allowed to salute. Fuck you. I’ll salute whenever I damn well want to salute.
As American as apple pie and inequality.
RIP Bill Bush, you fucking dummy. (h/t Gittlemonster)
Honestly never even thought about it. But now that you bring it up, yeah. Somebody needs to do something about this. Think about all the children who will now think this is acceptable behavior
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Can’t tell if this comment is from Pornhub or one of you assholes in the comment section of a Riggs blog. Sad!
Not a porn comment but just need it to be known that sometimes I can’t even crank down to Mia Khalifa because of what a hardo Caps fan she is. Listen, babe. Your team stinks. Your captain is a dirty Russian who will never win the Cup unless he makes like Kevin Durant and gets the fuck outta there. Tom Wilson is a scumbag and I desperately need to see a 3-way with you, TJ Oshie and his wife. So let’s make that happen.
Alright, guys. That does it for me. Thanks a lot for stopping by for this week in freaks. Hope you enjoyed your stay. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Hope all you perverts have yourselves a god this weekend. And don’t forget to stay sexy out there. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts.