I Can't Get A Read On Joakim Noah's Sister

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Yelena Noah just filmed a Pepsi commercial with none other than New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz. It will begin airing later this month. But according to a piece that the New York Post just did on Yelena, Cruz didn’t know who she was during filming.

“We didn’t talk much,” she told the Post. “It was a shoot, so it was all very professional. I don’t think he knew who I was. I am not the type of person to say, ‘Hey, I’m Joakim Noah’s sister.’ I would never do that, period.”



So I guess Yelena Noah is in a new commercial airing this month, and I’ve got to be honest, I can’t get a read on this chick. Not like, is she hot or not, because she clearly is very attractice. It’s more like when you have a friend, and then you meet his sister and even though she’s hot all she does is make you think of your friend. Sort of like George dating Girl Jerry. All I see is Joakim, and no offense to him because I’m a huge Jo fan, but his face is literally the LAST thing you want to think about when you’re trying to get your dick wet. The last. So I don’t know. I guess I’d pipe her, but it would be sort of strange right? Probably just do it real quick so I could tell you guys how it was. Team Player like that.