If You Ever Need A Lawyer And Don't Choose Vincent J LaBarbera Jr., Then You Sir, Are A God Damn Fool

I don’t know a lot about the law, I took one Con Law class back in college and 99% of the material went over my head, but I do know this, if you walk into a court room and Vincent J. LaBarbera Jr is standing opposite of you, you’re fucked. Plain and Simple, fucked. You just can’t compete with an eyepatched lawyer. Not possible. This is how you lawyer people into submission. You wear an eyepatch. You talk tough. And you fuck them in their brains until the judge says not guilty. It’s like the old Mike Tyson saying “Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth”. Every lawyer’s got a plan until they see Vincent J LaBarbera Jr’s face.

h/t jeff