The Porn Site That Donates To Charity Every Time You Watch One Of Its Videos Is Pure Genius
Huffington Post- A new porn website promises to donate money to a good cause every time someone masturbates to its content. Each time someone watches a video on IJustCame.org, the site will give a penny to charity. The founders admit there is no way to prove that’s what viewers are doing while watching the porn — they just assume masturbation is involved. There is a catch: People are limited to two “donations” a day and there is a 15-minute cool-off between each charitable orgasm. Each penny-per-self-pleasure will be divided up between one of three charities: The Movember Foundation, which funds research for prostate and testicular cancer; the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund; and the Joyful Heart Foundation, an organization founded by “Law & Order: SVU” star Mariska Hargitay that helps sexual assault victims. IJustCame.org was created by Stanford undergrads who are using the names Adam Lee and James Cook so that their foray into online porn doesn’t affect any future career goals.
I’m not sure any way to describe this than utter brilliance. If you want to start a business, it should be in an industry where you will have no shortage of customers. And spilling seed is up there with food, water, and shelter on the list of needs. The biggest problem with getting into the smut industry is that giants like Pornhub and Youporn have already created a relationship with their customers stronger than most #brands in the world. If you are looking to crack some stick, you are likely going to old reliable in order to handle your business. But now if you don’t go to IJustCame.org, you are basically being a selfish asshole. Like when the grocery attendant asks if you want to donate $1 to cancer research and you just brush her off. Now you are helping yourself while helping others and everybody wins. It would be like if that same grocery attendant asking you if you would like to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup for cancer research. It is now an absolute no-brainer. The angel and the devil on your shoulder are both happy as you basically donate to the March of Dimes as you watch a bunch of dimes* march on your screen. (*with makeup. Without makeup it’s a march of nickels).
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However, there is one potential hiccup for this site. I am talking about when the view counts as a view and the donation is made. Does just clicking on a video count as a view or do you have to watch the entire video? Because that makes ALL the difference in the world. If you watch 25 minute porn videos from beginning to end, you are a crazy person in my eyes. I think of porn viewing as a buffet in that you should mix it up. A little bit of ziti, some meat, and a couple of hors d’oeuvres on your plate. Not a full blown seven course meal from start to finish. But if we are playing “just the click”, then it’s all good.
As for the 15 minute buffer, that should not be a problem for most guys. 15 minutes is usually the minimum amount of time it takes for guys to no longer be disgusted with themselves. And a maximum of two donations a day? Fine by me. Sure you are throwing away money from kids going through puberty and the Pirate Simons of the world. But we aren’t looking to fix all of the planet’s issues in one day. This is just a very nice start to helping the human race help itself. I only wish Stool Financial was still alive so I could ask him how I could write off all of my sessions on next year’s taxes.