I Got Suspended From Twitter Because I Love The Cubs Too Much

Well this sucks. Looks like Bad Boy Big Cat flew a little too close to the Sun. Got so excited for Willson Contreras’ first home run that I went and got myself suspended from twitter. Big time no-no to tweet MLB Videos, day 1 stuff. So fucking stupid of myself but I have to say it was because I was so caught up in the moment that I didn’t even think twice. My crime is 2 fold. 1) Loving the Cubs so much and 2) Being an idiot. If that’s suspension worthy then I guess I’m suspended. Lock me up and throw away the key.

In all seriousness though I need help. This fucking sucks. Does anyone know anyone at twitter that can help Free me? I’m dead right now and I need a lifeline, I’ll be forever in debt. Pray for me.

For the time being I’ll be running the @PardonMyTake account. Follow there.