Serious Question: Do You Think You Could Take These Sparring Children?

Please don’t get the question misconstrued, I’m not asking if you could beat up one of these kids. That would be ridiculous. But both? If you ran into both these kids in a dark alley, could you get out of there with your life and your milk money? I’m not totally sure that I could. One? Maybe. Because while I’m a pussy, I’m still fat and I could just sit on him, or something. However, two kids who can throw hands like that would more than likely be the end of me. I’d probably do a lame white guy thing where I try and be cool with black kids, because for some reason their acceptance is important to us, and end up eating fifteen punches before I could finish asking, “Whassup my bros? Wanna dab?”