What Kind Of Barbarian Tosses Salad On A Public Beach In Broad Daylight?

So this was sent in from a group text from Miami Beach of all places. SHOCKER this sort of barbaric behavior exists outside the confines of SIC, but I digress. If that gentleman wants to blow bubbles in some booty, more power to him. I don’t even think it’s the most surprising thing in the world to toss salad in public. Savage? Of course. But worse things have been seen in society.