RIP LeBron James. Viciously Internet Murdered By Smash Mouth

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It wasn’t Steph Curry. It wasn’t Draymond Green. It wasn’t anybody within the Warriors organization. It was the very moment that LeBron James was called a bitch by Smash Mouth that killed him. The moment that the Multi-Platinum, Grammy nominated Alt-Rock Band from San Jose Cali dubbed him #KingFraud that led to his untimely death. Some poor waiter in Cleveland is about to run into Peter King and have the worst news of all time broken to him as he’s taking his order.

You can now officially take LeBron James out of all “Who is the Greatest Of All Time” discussions. Because was Michael Jordan ever called a bitch by the recording artist who blessed the world with “All Star”? Of course he was not. Was Kobe Bryant ever called a bitch by the band who graced our ears with “Walkin’ On The Sun”? No he most certainly was not. Was Bird or Kareem or Wilt or Tim Duncan or really anybody at all for that matter ever called a bitch by the genius behind “Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby”? Not once. Not ever. Sure, King Fraud may have made 6 consecutive trips to the NBA Finals which is pretty dece when you look at it out of context. But all of that means nothing when you’ve got Smash Mouth out here discrediting your entire existence 140 characters at a time. Now cue the music.

h/t TBL