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They zap my eyeballs out of my head and apparently that makes me see better. I’m going to be so, so mad if I end up blind though. If today is the last day I get to see Instagram sluts I’ll kill myself. So this blog is for all your Instawhores out there, keep fighting the good fight. And I use that word compassionately, not derogatorily.</p><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BGRQlAmowj5/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/H0IiHH" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BGJbYETowrR/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/eWVD4Q" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFvVfOsowpp/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/z3pS1N" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFimqOnowot/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/fsXNbS" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdy6CxIwi6/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/xCVi7w" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BDfgQiUowtU/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/KAyca" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BDSjXcnIwpe/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/1OWV5F" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><p>Please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind.</p></body></html>

<figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BGZs1oNowvO/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/Ydc5si" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><p> </p><p>Tomorrow is the big day. They zap my eyeballs out of my head and apparently that makes me see better. I’m going to be so, so mad if I end up blind though. If today is the last day I get to see Instagram sluts I’ll kill myself. So this blog is for all your Instawhores out there, keep fighting the good fight. And I use that word compassionately, not derogatorily.</p><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BGRQlAmowj5/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/H0IiHH" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BGJbYETowrR/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/eWVD4Q" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFvVfOsowpp/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/z3pS1N" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFimqOnowot/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/fsXNbS" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdy6CxIwi6/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/xCVi7w" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BDfgQiUowtU/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/KAyca" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--instagram"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BDSjXcnIwpe/?taken-by=svetabily" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/1OWV5F" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><p>Please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind.</p>

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