Tomorrow is the big day. They zap my eyeballs out of my head and apparently that makes me see better. I’m going to be so, so mad if I end up blind though. If today is the last day I get to see Instagram sluts I’ll kill myself. So this blog is for all your Instawhores out there, keep fighting the good fight. And I use that word compassionately, not derogatorily.
Please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind, please don’t go blind.