I Despise Everybody Who Said It Was Too Soon To Make Kimbo Slice Jokes Last Night

So last night after Kimbo Slice died I tweeted 2 things quickly. One was met with rave reviews.

The other one caused people to call me an asshole.

Everybody chirping that it was too soon. That I was an insensitive asshole. Nate scurried above deck to call me out for a double standard about making fun of dead people. Again Nate just showing what an absolute idiot he is. Listen Kimbo Slice was a backyard youtube fighter who moonlighted as a security guard for porn videos. Guys like that have no waiting period to make jokes about. This wasn’t a man who dedicated his life to curing cancer. This was Kimbo fucking Slice. He knocked people’s eyes out of their sockets for a living. Like literally knocked their eyeballs out. If you can’t make jokes instantly when guys like that die than who can you make jokes about? That answer is nobody and that’s not my America.