Bobby Brown Claims He Once Had Sex With A Ghost
(Source) Bobby Brown recalls the first time he saw Whitney Houston partake in drugs.
In a sit-down interview with Robin Roberts for 20/20, airing in its entirety on Tuesday night on ABC, Brown says Houston offered him cocaine before the two tied the knot in the backyard of Houston’s New Jersey mansion in 1992. However, Brown says he did not partake. In his new book, Every Little Step: My Story, Brown claims that he found Houston “hunched over a bureau, snorting a line of coke.”
Brown also shares bizarre revelation with Roberts. The 47-year-old singerbelieves that he had sex with a ghost. “I bought this mansion in Georgia, this was a really, really spooky place,” he recounts. “But yes, one time, I woke up, and yeah, a ghost. I was being mounted by a ghost. I wasn’t high… I was not trippin’.”
Way to bury the lede, Bobby! Here you are thinking we still care about Whitney Houston blowing a few lines on her wedding day, trying to sell books with a story we all just assumed was true anyway, and then you casually mention the fact that you fucked a ghost. Huh? Let’s hear more about this ghost talk. No offense to Whitney but she’s gotten enough play in her life and death, this ghost that is walking around Georgia having sex with people? That’s what I need more of. Did you cum? Did she cum? Did the Ghost only fuck you missionary? Did she suck your dick? Did you eat her out? Are you sure it was a girl? That would suck to wake up getting banged by a dude ghost. So many questions, so few answers. Bobby Brown got fucked by a ghost and he thinks we want to talk about someone doing a little blow in the early 90’s. Come on man, get your head on straight.
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I’m serious about buying a ghost. I’ve negotiated with 2 different people in the past year on Craigslist and gotten really close to actually striking a deal. Need a ghost in the office. What other website has a pet ghost? Exactly. Content, content, content.