Typical New York bait and switch right here. Come to New York, Jeff! The Knicks have an owner with bottomless pockets and the fan base is passionate and dying for a championship.
Oh that’s your signature on the contract? Well that owner we were talking about is the actual devil. The Satan of Madison Square. Lucifer with a kazoo. And those passionate fans all want to passionately canoodle with your daughter. Please put your soul on the pile of souls in the corner. Thanks!
PS: Don’t worry, Jeff. It probably won’t be THAT long of a tenure as long as Dolan is around.