Time To Grab Some Snacks, It's The Top P-hub Top Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, life may be miserable as the Pittsburgh Penguins are just 2 more wins away from winning another Stanley Cup and the thought of that is enough to make you want to blow your fucking brains out all over the wall. But at least we’re not commenting on internet porn. So in a way, we’re all winners here. Let’s just jump right into it and see what the freaks had to offer us this week.
Just a little visual for you all here…
Oh, and a Happy National Donut Day to you and yours. Enjoy that glazed today.
I can always appreciate a well executed Roger Goodell joke.
Poor Africans. They have kids over there dying of thirst and starvation, meanwhile Rachel Starr is getting dicked down on top of an entire Thanksgiving dinner.
“Incest is the best cest” – Stephen Hawking
Going to just assume maximas690 called his shot on this one… Freak.
Not the greatest comment in the world but it does bring up a very important question; What kind of porn do we think Kim Jong-un watches? Do we think he’s into midget porn? Do we think he’s into the whole incest craze that is going on for some reason these days? Do we think he’s into bukakke? Glory holes? I need to know these things. Also, just imagine how bizarre your life has to be to become a Kim Jong-un impersonator in an internet porn comment section.
Such a sad sad little man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Kimmy Granger. You’re not fooling anybody.
dre1545 has every right to be pissed off here. Personally I think Triscuits are the best cracker. But if there’s a box of Ritz crackers in front of you and somebody destroys said crackers, that person deserves to get Draymon Green’d in the dick. Fucking Ritz crackers, man. That’s fucked up.
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Shoutout to the snack aisle getting all sorts of love this week in the comment section. Not sure how I feel about a tin of Pizza Pringles being used as a giant dildo and shoved up some random snatch, but I do know that I could go for some right now.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by, ya perverts. Hope you enjoyed your stay. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have yourselves a weekend out there, everybody. Stay sexy.