Nothing pisses me off more than all the pessimistic ass hats out there who love to claim that “journalism is dead”. Those who love to claim that listicles and click-baity headlines have diminished the industry into a shell of what it once was. Because in a world full of cock sucking jabronis like BuzzFeed, there’s at least one network out there who is still willing to get dirty and ask the tough questions. That network, as I’m sure you’ve figured out already, is the Cable News Network.
Did I wake up this morning needing to know Donald Trump’s stance on this whole gorilla ordeal? I did not. Mostly I woke up regretting every decision made from the long weekend. But thank god for CNN. Because now we have the answer that nobody was asking for.
CNN - “I think it’s a very tough call,” Trump said. “It was amazing because there were moments with the gorilla — the way he held that child, it was almost like a mother holding a baby. Looked so beautiful and calm.”