Julian Edelman's Birthday Party Had The Sexiest Guest List Ever

Oh you thought I meant girls? Nah, just Jimmy G, Amendola, and Julian Edelman spraying champagne all over each other. I think we can officially acknowledge that I did not get the pill in this morning’s Viagra Falls challenge because it’s hard enough to watch these guys spray champagne all over each other without drawing wood, it would be impossible with PEDs. No straight man could withstand that kind of homoeroticism.

I assume Olivia Culpo was filming so the headline isn’t totally inaccurate. Well, it’s not inaccurate at all either way, it’s just less sexually confusing if you pretend Olivia is holding the camera in vertical view.