Blake Swihart's "Hit Dem Folk" Is In Need Of Serious Work

 

 

 

 

C’mon, Blake. Are you completely unprepared for the big leagues? Weakest hit them I’ve ever seen. I don’t care if you bat 1.000, if you’re messing up the victory dance then there’s no spot for you on this roster. Ruins the whole feng shui of the entire outfield, you know? From now on I need Swihart practicing his dancing just as much as he practices playing balls off the Monster. Give me a little more passion than a middle schooler whose being forced to dance with his mom at a family wedding. Don’t just go through the motions, lift that leg, generate some power from your lower body, then hit the fuck out of them folks. We’re professionals here, let’s act like it.