Freaks Comment On Pornhub, You Won't Believe The Results!
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time for us to all gather around and realize that even though there may never be any more episodes of “Pimp My Ride” coming out soon, life is still good. And it’s good because we’re not spending our lives commenting on internet porn and in the grand scheme of it all, that makes us good people. So sit back, relax, and enjoy all the bizarro this week in the comments had to offer.
Not exactly sure how I feel about cheering for STD’s but let’s give this one a little thought. At this point, we’re all STD Free Agents. So feel free to claim an STD in the comments and whenever anybody famous catches your STD, you get a point or something. Make STDs Great Again.
These comments are both funnier if you read them in the voice of that dude from “Inside The Actor’s Studio”. Or at least they were funnier that way to me and I need to just take a nap or something.
I feel like this has to be one of you fuck heads out there trolling me. Because let me make this as clear as I possibly can. BAGEL BITES KICK THE SHIT OUT OF PIZZA ROLLS AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE. Read about it here.
I’m sick and tired of these goddamn porn videos and their goddamn unrealistic plot lines.
I’m a sucker for a great pun. What can I say? Also, I would 100 thousand percent watch Star Whores.
Honestly, I think this might be the best possible way to save Arby’s from complete irrelevance. If they started to advertise on Pornhub, sales would be through the roof.
This mother fucker. Anybody know if he’s still in jail or what’s his deal?
Wow. Time sure does fly.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. I appreciate each and every single one of you for stopping by. Hope you enjoyed yourselves as much as these bastards did. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have yourselves a weekend and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.
