I'm Not Into The Step-Sibling Porn Taking Over PornHub's Homepage

We talked about this, the outrageous amount of incest-y porn on the front page of PornHub, briefly on KFC Radio yesterday

But as we’re getting a lot of tweets from people, I figured we should address it on the blog too. Those six screenshots are all from the “Most Viewed in the United States” section and were taken moments ago (I can look at porn at work, g’head envy me). Six fucking videos about banging or blackmailing/raping your sister or step-sister are in the top 30 viewed videos in the USA right now.

What the fuck, America?

I, like most people, originally blamed myself. I figured there was an algorithm keeping track of my viewed videos and thought to suggest these films, as they were the ones that would most likely suit my desires. Guess what? It’s not our fault. Much like Will Hunting, we’ve done nothing wrong. The world has gone crazy and we’re the sane ones.

I know trends change. The MILF era was the hottest thing going for a while, then it was anal, then BDSM was hot in the streets with 50 Shades of Grey and 2015 was the year of ass eating, so I know porn is an ever-evolving ecosystem. But if fake pseudo-sibling sex is the rage in 2016 then this is the year I want off the ride. Up until now, I’ve never asked questions, never faltered, and never used a safe word while browsing porn but it’s time to yell, “Sneezewort!” Yes that’s my safe word. Sneezewort, folks! When my porn is immediately reminding me of family it’s sneeze. wort. time.

Porn is a person’s safe space. The bathroom and porn, often used in unison, are where you can be free from all other parts of your life. You don’t need reminders in the back of your skull about siblings and insane things like that. I’ve seen some fucked up shit in my day. I’ve seen people tied up, seen speculums, watched a zombie porn that was super fucking weird where creampies spread the virus but THEY KEPT DOING IT ANYWAY, I once saw a stick of butter put in a chick’s ass for lube and I’ve seen Flower Tucci waterboard dudes like she worked for the CIA. So as a man who knows what he’s talking about, let me say this loud and clear: if you’re one of the Americans getting sibling, or step-sibling porn, on the most viewed videos list, then you’re a motherfucking pervert.