Dufner Sleeps Like A Fat Piece Of Shit And I Love It

Fucking Dufner, love this guy. Any other pro athlete probably takes a million pictures to find the right one where he’s sleeping all pretty and shit, but not Dufner. Probably woke up, saw the picture and was like yeah, that’s who I am. I’m a fat slob with chin fat for days, what are you going to do. Now come and sit on my lap smokeshow wife while I use this trophy as a dip spittoon.

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Further proof Dufner is the man.