A Cavs Background Dancer Stuffed Stephen A. Smith Into A Bodybag Last Night
I can’t even imagine how angry Stephen A. Smith became once the cameras stopped rolling. Getting videobombed during a live shot has to be one of his greatest fears. This isn’t the controlled First Take studios where him and Skip Bayless can just figure out the best ways to troll America from the Worldwide Leader and just watch the money pile up. Instead he had to come out of his ivory tower in Bristol and was embarrassed by what is basically a modern day court jester. Fantastic.
You know what the second video tells me? That Stephen A. Smith is probably a terrible dancer. And it is extremely sad to find a black guy that isn’t good at dancing. Usually the biggest giveaway is if you find a black guy that is always cranky, yelling at people, and acting like the neighbor who has all the baseballs in his yard because all the kids are too scared to ask for them back. You know the type of guy I am talking about, right?
And good luck trying to beat a dancing mime in a shout off. I mean don’t get me wrong, I hate mimes with all my heart. The dregs of society. But if you start yelling at them, they will just counterpunch with some stupid dance and white glove trickeration and make you look even dumber. Fighting a mime is like trying to pick up water with a screen. A work in futility. And this was the moment they slid the toe tag on SAS’s dead body.