How About Albert Pujols Being A Full Blown Fat Guy Now?

Not being able to watch Albert Pujols get old and fat in a Cardinals uniform is such a God damn shame. Feel like we were robbed of some really good moments. He was still good last year, will probably put up decent numbers this year, but he has FIVE more years on his contract. That body is going to put 5 more years on the odometer. It’s going to be horrendous by the end, and no one will notice because he’ll be out in Orange County. Brutal. Needed it to play out in St Louis, would have been fantastic to watch.

Also he may not be fat, he may just be wearing too much red. Happens to the best of us.