FYI, Juvenile Is Still Alive And Was Throwing Punches At A Waffle House
TMZ- Juvenile attacked a man at a Waffle House in South Carolina Friday night after the customer saw the rapper walk in and said, “Juvenile here, here come all the hoes now.” An eyewitness tells TMZ, Juvenile was with his girlfriend and his posse when the guy made the comment, and clearly felt his girlfriend had been insulted. Seconds later, Juvenile and some of his boys jumped the customer and beat him … as the surveillance video shows.
We all should have seen this coming from a mile away. After Birdman’s “Respeck My Name” video went viral a few weeks ago, one of the most commonly asked questions was “What ever happened to Juvenile?” And here is our answer. He is dressing like Steph Curry and throwing hands in a Waffle House. Obviously the dressing like Steph part is more surprising than the Waffle House part, because in my mind Juvy is forever wearing some sort of camo somewhere on his body. That’s how you knew Juvenile was great. During the flashy late-90s hip hop era, he was wearing plain clothes with chicks that were hard threes (save for their asses). Juvenile’s music was truly by the common man, for the common man.
Now obviously this guy did not deserve to get punched for saying that Juvenile was bringing the hoes. He doesn’t know any better. Juvy is probably still a legend in South Carolina Waffle Houses, with his name only being whispered in the most hallowed tones. This guy didn’t realize that Juvenile probably isn’t rolling in chicks like he used to. Juvy needs to hold onto his hoe with all his might. Because if she thinks that Juvy is bringing side pieces into Waffle Houses (which I am surrrrre a very popular hobby South of the Mason Dixon line), she won’t be his hoe no mo’. So if some guy at a Waffle House is going to potentially break up your relationship, you 100000% have to punch him in the face. Because the one thing I know about Waffle Houses is that the people hanging out there are most likely a disposable human that can be used for your own personal gain.
And as much as I hate the guy with the funny hair and teal backpack ganging up with Juvenile, you have to realize that a guy with that hair/backpack combination was born to throw cheap shots in a fight. That’s Day 1 Southern knowledge, along with how to make grits.
Now hit Juvy’s damn music!