Check Out Tommy Technology With The Sick Virtual Reality Shades

What should we get an old confused man who is most likely losing all of his faculties? I know, some goggles that put him into a different dimension and will probably make him poop his pants!

I fucking love Tommy Lasorda. Every picture of him is perfect. He’s everything I want to be when I get old and grumpy. Just waddling through life mumbling, grunting, and occasionally taking a picture with some weird tech guys who want him to play Virtual reality with them. You think Tommy even knows where these pictures end up? He probably has no clue that all of his photos are going up on twitter and instagram. Just takes them and moves on, ready for the next plate of spaghetti. Let Tommy live.

PS
Telling a kid he needs to say Yes instead of Yeah is the most stereotypical old man move. Absolutely perfect.