Check Out This Cute Lil Meth Dealer Drop Of Sunshine

WHKY - 27-year-old April Lynn Howell of Sellerstown Road in Cherryville was charged yesterday (May 9) with three felony counts each for the sale & delivery of methamphetamine and possession with intent to sell or deliver meth. The charges are the result of an undercover operation conducted by Lincoln County Narcotics Officers. The investigation spanned several months. Howell is accused of selling various amounts of meth to an undercover Detective. Detectives say she was bringing meth into Lincoln County and selling it in different locations, including parking lots at convenience stores and other public places. Howell is currently in jail in Gaston County on unrelated charges. She was given an additional $50,000 secured bond on the meth charges. Howell will next appear in District Court on the meth charges on May 13.

Suh girl? Love me a good hot chick in a mugshot. Would love to know what went wrong in her life that she ended up selling meth outside of the CVS. Just a good looking 27 year old girl in the meth business, doesn’t get much better than that. Some girls want to grow up to be teachers, some girls want to be astronauts, some girls want to be plucked out of the tanning salon, but April Lynn Howell just wanted to move some of that sweet crystal blue to the fine folks of North Carolina. It’s a good business no matter who you are, you just don’t normally see anyone over a soft 3 with more teeth than toes working the streets. But that’s probably what made her so so lucrative. She’s like a 7 footer with range. Might not be the best, but everyone kept coming to see her. Or maybe it’s because they were addicted to the meth. But I wouldn’t count her looks out of the picture either. Just a meth dealer easy on the eyes, a true ray of light these days.

PS: She should start an LLC with Cute Mugshot Girl. I think they have something here. Not often you find two chicks who have “it”, but they have “it”.