Rick Pitino is the Latest Person to Turn into Sammy Sosa (Plus Smoke Patrol Needed)


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A couple weeks ago KFC broke down how Lil Kim is turning into Sammy Sosa. Is Rick Pitino doing the same? I mean what the hell is going on with his face here? Did he use makeup? I’ve never seen someone so white who didn’t give blood just minutes before.

This picture was taken over the weekend at Churchill Downs – a magical place, but no Keeneland for sure. I can only imagine the sweet, sweet words the undertaker here whispered to this smoke. ‘Care to head to Porcini’s?’ Perhaps he’s guaranteeing 16 seconds instead of 15 this time around.

This is also a plea to the smokeshow patrol here. We need to find this girl. Maybe if Pitino sends her to the basketball parties instead of Katina Powell he might get a recruit over Calipari.