Officials Are Worried That Self Driving Automobiles Will Lead To More Sex In Cars - Daily Mail

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CBC News - Federal bureaucrats are raising concerns about distracted driving in semi-autonomous cars that don’t require much input from the driver. And at least one expert is anticipating that, as the so-called ‘smart’ cars get smarter, there will eventually be an increase in an unusual form of distracted driving: hanky-panky behind the wheel.  “I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars,” said Barrie Kirk of the Canadian Automated Vehicles Centre of Excellence. “That’s one of several things people will do which will inhibit their ability to respond quickly when the computer says to the human, ‘Take over.”‘

Hey officials – no fucking kidding! First thing people are gonna do with self driving cars is get very shitfaced, and have sex in that automated car ride. Otherwise whats even the point of making robot cars? The idea is that we dont have to worry about driving, thereby allowing us to do our other favorite things. Eating, drinking, and banging are pretty much everyone’s three favorite things to do. What do you think I’m gonna do while the robot drives the car? Read? Get outta here. I’m either drunk, eating, trying to convince a girl to give me road, or sleeping. And in any of those scenarios, I aint ready to take the wheel. If we’re gonna have robot cars then these are just chances we have to take. Otherwise we might as well stay in the stone age with humans actually turning a wheel and pressing a pedal in order for a car to move.

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