I Genuinely Would Like To Know The Thought Process Behind This Scranton Guy Elbow Dropping A Keg

Look, it’s Monday. Nobody’s in the mood for any bullshit. So when I see a Scranton kid coming off the top rope like Macho Man in his prime on a steel keg, I’m supposed to feel better about things. Or so I thought. But in reality I just need to know the endgame here. Like what exactly did Sir Meatstick think was going to happen? It’s beyond intriguing to believe he expecting another result than shattering his shit on impact.

But then again, it’s Scranton. Not everything is supposed to make sense. And by everything I of course mean nothing. Ain’t no party…