Retirement Ditka Is Scaring Me
Ummm, what’s going on here? Is Ditka about to die? I feel like he’s about to die. He looks like he’s been in the wilderness for the past 5 years. He’s like Ron Burgundy drinking warm milk on a hot day. Thousand yard stare and an unkempt beard. Please don’t tell me Ditka is going to die, fuck he’s totally going to die.