Gabrielle Union Goes On Ride Or Die Twitter Rant About How D Wade Was Fouled During Final Possession

So last night D Wade basically got mauled on the final possession, at home in Miami, and nothing happened. I didnt watch the game live so I saw this highlight. I kept my eyes on Zeller at the time. He kinda goes straight up and down. Wade contorts his body rather than just taking and/or initiating the contact. I thought it was sort of in that no call zone. But then I saw this picture:

And yea I’m gonna go ahead and say thats probably a foul. The fact that Wade doesnt get that call at home is CRAZY. But anyway nobody cares about the Heat and Hornets because they are both completely inconsequential. The real story was with Gabrielle Union being the most down ass, Ride or Die bitch ever.

She my trap queen! Let her hit the bando! Out here calling for fines and suspensions. I feel like Gabrielle Union would kill this ref if she ran into him in a dark alley. This is the sorta shit I need in my life. My wife would have been like “Well it is the postseason. The refs were letting you play. I’m not trying to upset you. I just want you to see it from the other side.” Woman, STFU! I need us to be like Ja Rule and Ashanti in the Mesmerize video, alright? I dont need you playing Devils Advocate. I dont need you giving me perspective. I need you to go on a twitter rant and defend my honor. And when I come home all angry I need you to take care of that shit.

Gabrielle Union. What a woman. Fellas, find you a girl that can do both: