This Big Fella Running To Get A Good Spot At A Trump Rally Is My Favorite Video Of The Day

Look at that speed! Full throttle. He’s got his Make America Great Again hat and now all he needs is the good seats. All I’m waiting for is the accompanying thunder after that strike of lightning we just watched. Dude has some serious wheels. Blew right by Kevin Francis Clancy. Gotta get the good seats. Everybody knows that. Get close enough and maybe part of Trumps hair will fall on you or maybe you’ll get a whiff of what Melania smells like. Worth it. The irony of me making fun of a fat guy for running isn’t lost on me by the way. That guy ran more in that 8 second clip than I’ve run in the past 6 months combined.

h/t danny