Lena Dunham Says Shes Moving To Canada If Trump Wins, Trump Says "Now I Have To Win The Election"

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The Hill Lena Dunham is the latest celebrity to say she’ll hightail it out of the country if Donald Trump is elected president.  “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards on Monday.  “I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.”  The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a prominent supporter of Hillary Clinton. She has campaigned with the Democratic front-runner throughout the 2016 race. 

Washington Examiner - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Tuesday he has no objections to actress Lena Dunham’s decision to leave the country if he becomes president. “Well, she’s a B actor and has no mojo,” Trump said on Fox News. “I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too, that would be a great thing for our country,” Trump told host Steve Doocy, who proceeded to rattle off a list of celebrities who have leveled such a threat, including Rosie O’Donnell. “Oh, we’ll get rid of Rosie. Oh, I love it,” Trump said. “Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. I have to, now it’s much more important.”

Trump 2016! Vote Trump! I’m a firm believer that the main way you decide who you’re voting for is the single issue thats most important to you. So for example if you’re most passionate about socially liberal agendas you’re gonna end up voting Democratic. If you’re most concerned with your finances you probably end up voting conservative. You obviously have an array of values and concerns but I think the ultimate decider boils down to the single issue that affects you the most.

And in this case, for your boy KFC, purging the country of Lena Dunham takes precedence over every other political issue this election season. I dont care about the Wall. I dont care about Hillary’s emails. All these other issues pale in comparison to the thought of kicking Lena Dunham the fuck out of America. Oh you wanna move to Canada? Good riddance, bitch! Take your floppy boobs and your sister-molesting fingers, head north, and never come the fuck back. The most pressing issue America faces these days are whiny attention whores like Lena Dunham, and if electing Trump is the way we can purge this country of her and her minions, then hes got my vote.


Clearly Trump realizes the importance of this movement, too. “Now I have to get elected.” “Now its much more important.” Amazing. I think he’s gonna completely shift gears with his campaign. It started out as “Lets get rid of Mexicans” and then it shifted to “I’ve got a big dick” and now he’s gonna make the final push with his promise to rid America of Dunham, Rosie, Whoopie and every other fucking annoying celebrity who thinks they’re more important and influential than they are. The quickest, easiest way to Make America Great Again is to kick out all the assholes who suck. These idiots are gonna do it for him. Trump! Trump! Trump!