Putting Ice In Your Cereal Is Without A Doubt More Bizzare Than Commenting On P-hub
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can all gather around and be thankful for the little victories in life. Victories such as the fact that none of us (or at least most of us) don’t comment on internet porn. We may have our own flaws from time to time but at least we haven’t completely gone off the freak end up. So without further ado, let’s hit it.
I don’t want to be “that guy” but this is pretty damn disrespectful to soft plush blankets everywhere. Find yourself an A1 blanket and you’re set for life. Blankies over porn every damn day.
If there’s one NFL head coach that I can actually see commenting on porn AND his primary concern being chicken nuggets, it would be Rex Ryan. I think the most realistic scenario here, however, is that this is Rob Ryan and he’s just using that avatar as a decoy. He already sleeps at the Bills practice facility so you know he’s up to some weird shit.
Absolutely LOVE that some peoples’ first reaction when they heard the news that Chyna died was to run to Pornhub and pay their respects to her film. T’s and P’s and JO’s.
Imagine how infuriating it would be if the porn industry just started going extra heavy on the cliffhanger game.
tomba1 just dropping all sorts of knowledge right in your stupid little face. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Fuck Away. Also, it’s only gay if you cum at the same time. Everybody knows that.
I’m gonna go ahead and just declare this a psycho move right off the bat. But I’m a firm believer in “don’t knock it ’till you try it” so if any of you guys out there want to give this a test run for me, let me know how it goes.
This was my 2nd favorite Larkin video of all time. My first favorite, you ask?
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If it’s from Jim’s or Steve’s Prince Of Steaks, that’s still not a terrible looking dick my man has here. If it’s that bullshit that Subway tries to peddle well then he may just need to cut it off at this point.
Pretty strange thing to say without context. WITH context, it’s an even more bizarre thing to say.
Fam, who’s mans is this?!?
And that wraps up this week in freaks. There were some good, there were some bad, there were some down right creepy. In the end, I think we’re all better off because of it. So I hope all of you perverts have yourselves a go this weekend and as always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitterphere. Stay sexy out there.