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OJ Simpson Reportedly Wants To Date Kris And Caitlyn Jenner If He Is Released From Jail Next Year


Yahoo- He’s spent the past eight years in jail, giving OJ Simpson ample time to ponder his love life. And claims have emerged his fixations have become as twisted as his existence, with the shamed former American footballer apparently planning to pursue reality TV veteran Kris Jenner – and her ex-husband, now known as Caitlyn Jenner – if he’s released. Bestselling writer Ian Halperin claims Simpson, 68, has nursed a 30-year crush on 60-year-old Jenner. Halperin has been making a documentary on Simpson – eligible for parole next year – after he was jailed in 2008 for kidnap and the armed robbery of sports memorabilia. The film-maker has also written a book on the Kardashians and says Simpson wants to marry Jenner. The self-styled Kardashians’ ‘momager’ was married to Simpon’s former best pal, lawyer Robert Kardashian, who died in 2003 after being part of the legal ‘dream team’ that helped get Simpson acquitted of the infamous 1994 murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown and waiter Ron Goldman.

Halperin told The Sun: “OJ has had a crush on Kris for ever. He believes the relationship that Kris is in now with Corey Gamble is a sham. “He believes he is the man for her and intends to pursue her when he gets out of prison. There is definitely a long history there. “He is very likely to get parole next year, so it won’t be long until he is released.” Halperin also claimed he was also fixated on Jenner’s ex-husband, now Caitlyn Jenner, above with Kris before his sex-change operation, when he was Bruce Jenner. The author added: “OJ is obsessed with Caitlyn. He is struck by how she has captured the hearts of the world and said with a straight face, ‘When I get out of here I would consider dating her too’.


The Year of OJ continues! Sure this is an absolutely wild report, but that’s just how the OJ saga goes. If you are a tabloid, you have to shoot your shot and let the pieces fall as they may. And if you are a smut blog, you have to hope that shot lands true and climb the ladder of smut blogging escalator style. Now sure, OJ convincing Kris Jenner to date him even though FX told me that she and David Schwimmer thinks the Juice is a killer may be tough. But can you really dismiss Kris Jenner doing ANYTHING to get more fame? A fling with OJ and a few Juice guest appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians will do NUMBERS. Any time I walk into a room and my wife is watching a show with the Kardashians, I want to throw the TV out the window. But if you told me that Uncle Juice was on the show as Kris’ new love interest, I would have no choice but to watch. Because if I can watch David Schwimmer’s acting in the name of OJ, I can watch anything in the name of OJ.


As for OJ dating Caitlyn, that’s just a great potential move. Bringing the transgender conversation right to the forefront in a manner that does not involve Curt Schilling is a win for everyone. Caitlyn becomes a hero in the transgender community and wins another ESPY while OJ’s image goes from killer to progressive thinker in the 21st century. Meester Yohnnie himself couldn’t have orchestrated this better.

Oh yeah and if you know anything about the rumors between OJ and Kris Jenner, you already know that OJ may have already had a fling with Kris Jenner back in the day that resulted in Khloe Kardashian being born.

And if both Jenners pass, do you think Uncle Juice goes after Faye Resnick? Or at least Fake Faye Resnick? Because once you get your first Brentwood Hello, you never want to say goodbye.

All we need is a stamp of approval like Red got at the end of Shawshank to let this madness begin*.


*For the record, I hope OJ never gets out of jail. Fuck that guy.

By the way, called my shot yesterday on Twitter like Babe Ruth