Kiss Cam Pizza Chick Goes Viral

“OMG, Pizza Girl is EVERYTHING.” *Girls text their friends saying “this is so us.”*

Its so ironic that the skinny white girl isnt interested in kissing, shes interested in pizza!!

Folks, we need to have higher standards with Kiss Cam pranks. I cannot and will not stand by and let these horrible contrived gags go unchecked. You wanna make out with your lesbian girlfriend? Go right ahead. That is KFC Kiss Cam approved:

But get outta here with the basic bitch eating pizza. I know all of these Kiss Cam shenanigans are staged, but that doesnt mean you cant do it right. Kiss Cam acting is like a Dad Joke. A well executed Dad Joke or Darren Rovell tweet can be lame but also make you chuckle simultaneously. For instance, the problem here was casting this chick. If they just had someone like Big Cat housing a couple slices of pizza behind a couple kissing, that would be funny. We’d all know it was staged but it would be funny coming from a dude like that. But with a pretty white girl it has that Buzzfeed vibe. Would be better with a fat guy or a schlub like Portnoy. If Dave was shoveling pizza into his face behind the Kiss Cam I guarantee 90% of the internet would think it was real. If we’re going to make a mockery of the institution that is the Kiss Cam, lets at least do it right.