I Think I Just Made Stugotz From The Dan Le Batard Show Cry?

He’s talking about hating JJ Watt and how Deadspin finally wrote  a blog yesterday about it and how I jokingly tweeted at him that he can join the cruise ship but that “I’m da captain” (Somalian pirate voice)

Yiiiiikes. I want to make fun of Stugotz here but I think he may actually cry. That was a talk cry right there. No actual tears but he’s so upset he’s purposefully pretending he’s never heard of Barstool. That’s when you know you’ve got someone rattled, when they screw up your name/website on purpose to act like they don’t care. Hey Stugotz, there’s more than enough to go around here. Let’s all be friends, I don’t want to make a grown man cry on his own show. I’m not a monster. I’m a Cat, a Barstool Cat.

Oh and just to clarify.

Barstool Cat

Barstool Big Cat