Just A Dog Drinking From His Own Dick

Here’s the thing, ordinarily I would say what the fuck is this dog thinking? Psycho move to drink your own pee, man or animal. But guess what. This morning I woke up with the worst gut rot of my life. Feel like my stomach is going to explode from the inside, like I have an alien inside of me. So maybe that’s what this dog is doing. Maybe this dog also ate 8 bags of skittles yesterday and a little piss is just the thing he needs to calm his tummy. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that if my stomach doesn’t feel better soon then I’m going to start drinking piss. There I said it, feels good to get that off my chest.

In terms of animal drinking from his own dick I give this dog a solid 8. 10 being the gold standard monkey.