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Dude Who Gets $300,000 Worth Of Surgery To Look Like A Ken Doll Has His Nose Collapse And Reject His Body

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Fox NewsA mentally ill Brazilian man who has dedicated his life to trying to look like a Ken doll with plastic surgeries was reportedly admitted to the hospital after his nose began rotting. 9news.com.au reported that Rodrigo Alves, 32, has body dysmorphic disorder, or dysmorphophobia, a chronic mental illness marked by an obsession over physical appearance and body image. According to the Mayo Clinic, people with the condition commonly undergo multiple plastic surgeries to try to “fix” their perceived flaws, but they are never satisfied. Alves, a flight attendant, has undergone 42 cosmetic operations over the last decade or so. Those surgeries have cost him about $400,000, 9news.com.au reported. A nose operation he got three months ago may have been the cause of his rotting nose, the news website reported. The London resident noticed something was wrong when a hole appeared above the left ala of his nose. Doctors then diagnosed him with necrosis, or death of body tissue. The condition occurs due to a lack of blood flow to the tissue— either resulting from injury, or exposure to radiation or chemicals— and necrosis cannot be reversed, according to the National Institutes of Health. Doctors are concerned Alves’ necrosis may spread or become gangrenous, which could happen if large areas of tissue die after being deprived of blood supply. He is being treated in Spain. “It is very frightening,” Alves said, according to 9news.com.au. “I’ve been warned if it is not stopped, it could eat into my face.”

It’s real easy for me to sit here and talk about this fucking FREAK and say how weird he is and how if you do 300k worth of surgery to yourself to look like a goddam Ken Doll you’re an asshole who probably deserves a hole in your nose and a disease ripping through your face.

But I’m not gonna do that. For 2 reasons. 1) you see that before picture? That tubby weird looking dude with puffy tits that make Feitelberg look flat? That was NOT working. Whether or not he needed to transform into an actual piece of plastic is still up for debate but he needed to do something to switch up that first look so I applaud him for that

And 2) Rodrigo here is so committed to becoming a Ken Doll I have no choice but to respect it. What do I care if he spends all his money and is a circus freak and might lose his entire face? He’s happy as fuck living like Ken. He’s TERRIFYING and reminds me of something from Clockwork Orange and I never want to be in the same room as him, but I can’t knock his hustle. As a matter of fact I almost admire him. There is not one thing in this world I do with as much conviction as Rordrigo has towards becoming Ken. Spends all his money, all his time, all his effort striving for that one goal. Even if his FLESH COLLAPSES AND HE HAS HOLES IN HIS FACE he’s still happy and committed. Good for him. It will be sad when he inevitably dies in a table of some sketchy surgeon in Spain but until then live it up Roddy.

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