This Owl's Delivery Of The Wedding Rings Was ELECTRIC

Annnnddddd he’s dead. So is the marriage. If a noble creature delivering your most sacred items in holy matrimony violently dies on impact, ya might as well call it what it is. Those divorce papers should be signed before the cake is cut or the first drunk uncle drops his pants. And here I thought having a closed bar, failing to provide bacon wrapped scallops, or proceeding to play “Shout” as the opening song would be the biggest wedding violations that could occur. Little do I know a giant bird killing itself in front of everyone would now top that list.

I seriously hope the owl’s alright, but for real that thing is as dead as a hood dove.

h/t Tim