Top P-hub Comments Of The Week 2: Electric Buggalo
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, you’re probably older than Jordan Spieth and he’s about to go wire-to-wire at The Masters for the 2nd consecutive year and is infinitely more successful than you’ll ever be. But guess what? At least you’re not commenting on internet porn. So life could always be much worse. It’s all about finding those little silver linings. And with that in mind, let’s get right into this week’s batch of bizarro.
Hey, that’s more than most people can say for themselves. It’s better to be committed to the jerk game than to be committed to nothing at all.
Weed is tight. But Mark Stone brings up a ton of valid points here that you really can’t refute. Is Trump Hitler? Does Trump mean the Illuminati is real? I can’t say yes for sure but I also can’t say no.
So we see this type of comment all the time, especially when it comes to stoolies commenting on smokes’ Instagram posts. But to see it reversed and talking about a guy? Well now you really see how fucked up some of these comments are. No many has ever had a fart or shit that doesn’t stink at least a little. And if they have, they are no man at all.
I’ve never paid for porn. But I would pay for Gloryhole Secrets 2: Electric Bugaloo based on name alone.
Aww what a nice little father-son mooohhhhh my god.
YouSexyLilMomma needs to tone it the fuck down a notch or twenty. But “making a fondue of pussy juices” was hilarious. Gross, vile and disgusting. But hilarious nonetheless.
And here is your #1 Freak Boy of the week. And yeah, there’s not a chance in hell this chick isn’t vegan and/or hasn’t attended at least 3-4 Animal Rights protests.
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Hardooooooo. Also, if you have to go to an anonymous comment section to declare that you have a big dick, there’s a 99.9% chance that you have a tiny cock.
Bernie Sanders coming in with absolutely no chill whatsoever. Good gawd. RIP Hillary. She dead now.
Just a friendly reminder that vaping is worse and more embarrassing to your family members than doing porn would be.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. I appreciate all you perverts stopping by and hope you enjoyed yourselves. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have yourselves a weekend out there and stay sexy.