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The Empire State Building Being Lit In The Colors Of All 30 MLB Teams Tomorrow Night Is The Weakest Move Ever

What an incredibly soft move out of the Empire State Building. Goose Gossage is probably puking his guts out right now at the pussification of the greatest skyscraper the world has ever seen. Hell, the mere thought of the Royals, Nationals, and Braves being represented in the middle of New York City makes me want to vomit. I imagine Yankees fans feel the same way about the Red Sox getting some shine. The Empire State Building is now the New Yorker that says “I’m not a Mets fan or a Yankees fan. I’m a BASEBALL fan” AKA this guy:

I can’t believe I am saying this, but fuck the Empire State Building. Team Freedom Tower for life.