You Don't Want To Be On The Wrong End Of James Harrison's Dick

I don’t know exactly what notorious madman James Harrison is doing and, quite frankly, I don’t want to know. If this monstrosity can repeatedly pelvic thrust 528 pounds then I’m staying clear of him and his superhero dick of at least 100 miles. That Dark Knight can, and will end lives. Even though this workout may solely be for when he gets Roger Goodell alone in a room. Just look at how happy #92 was when Goodell was squirming over the Ray Rice video way back when:

 
Hilarious. How much did Goodell fine James Harrison in his prime? A billion dollars? Granted, the former NFL Thoroughbred probably blew out more knees and brains than anyone else who stepped on the field. But still. The man who suplexed better than Hulk Hogan in his prime is got a good laugh at Fuhrer Goodell’s expense.