If It's Friday, It's The Top Cornhub Comments Of The Week
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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Cornhub Comments of the Week. A time when you can sit back and realize that sure, maybe Carol from accounting pulling the same exact April Fool’s prank every goddamn year has gotten you to the point where you just want to end it all. But life could be worse. You could legitimately be commenting on internet porn. So suck it up, get through the rest of today and let’s get right into it.
Ummmm excuse you, sir. But Karma Chameleon is a sneaky top 10 track of all time and now it’s taking you into the weekend. Press play and have yourself a day.
Not sure if talking about porn or the current Lakers locker room situation….
I really hope these guys are saying “done” in the sense that Big Cat uses it and not just announcing whenever they ejaculated.
Truer words have never been said. But sometimes you’re just having a really bad hair day so I get it.
“Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me”
Not sure if I included this one last week or not but it’s still funny regardless. So so dumb, but funny.
Nothing like some good ol’ fashion serial killer humor, am I right? Yes, I do believe that I am right.
The day is going to come when Smellevision will be a real thing. And we can only pray to whatever god you do or don’t believe in that it doesn’t make it’s way to the porn industry. But with the way things are going, especially in regards to virtual reality, it’ll probably start there. Get ready for some stank dick to come blasting through your computer screens.
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I’m really going to miss these comments once the election cycle is over. The Presidential candidate parody accounts are losing their originality but it’s gonna be one of those “you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone” type of scenarios. Still mind bottling that Ted Cruz has had consensual sexual relations with at least 6 living human females.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. I appreciate all you perverts stopping by and as always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitter machine. Have yourselves a go this weekend and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.
Bonus Bizarro: Here’s a little graphic thrown together by Pornhub showing the most viewed categories by women for each state.
Not gonna go with a full break down on this one but the juxtaposition between Alaska and Hawaii going with Big Dick and Asians is hilarious. Because, you know, Asians have small cocks. Shoutout to all the chicks in Pennsylvania who are into bondage. Oh, and the entire south being down with some ebony is hilarious. Guess it’s a little bit of the forbidden fruit complex going on there.