PETA Has Officially Gone Too Far By Saying Eating Chicken Can Make Your Son's Dick Small
For real, PETA can suck my dick for this one. Straight up scare tactics like this makes me want to go out, buy a bunch of chicken, and then just throw it in the garbage on principle alone. And then eat a big, fat juicy burger over the garbage with a pork milkshake for dessert. If PETA wants to be assholes and toss blood all over chicks wearing mink coats, whatever. But scaring parents about sentencing their kids to the Irish curse is basically marketing terrorism. I would say this is some shitty April Fools joke, but the video came out yesterday. If you release an April Fools joke on any day other that April 1st, you are a complete asshole. Which PETA is. So maybe PETA is joking with this one, but they can still suck my dick.
However, if that was a Chick-Fil-A commercials with those cows writing “Eating beef could mayk ur dik small”, I would have loved it. Because Chick-Fil-A is a wonderful company. PETA is a bunch of fuck boys and fuck girls.
Just stick to ad campaigns like this PETA and we can all live in harmony.
