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Could Eagles' Offensive Lineman Lane Johnson Play For The Sixers? I Don't Know, Probably

To be fair, that was a bit of a trick question since we’ve reached a point that pretty much anybody could play for the Sixers and they’d still see the same results. But when the big man, who is listed at 6’6″ and 317 lbs, is throwing down monstrous reverse slams like this? Well you at least have to wonder what could be. Only problem I have here is that Lane Johnson is a former Sooner and that makes him the enemy on Saturday. If anybody on Oklahoma tries to bring that weak shit on the Wildcats, well here’s a little sneak preview of what’s to come.

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Still doesn’t take away from the fact that Lane Johnson is an absolute freak of nature. I wake up every morning and the first thing I do is think about how much I hate myself (mainly my parents) for not having the size and athleticism to dunk a basketball. Looks like it has to be one of the most exhilarating feelings in the world and I’ll never get to experience it.

Also wouldn’t surprise me if Lane Johnson got flagged for a false start on that dunk. Okay that’s all I have. Smitty needs to get back from jury duty.