Tom Brady Has The Best Surfer Hair I've Ever Seen

Oh my fucking god. Is there anything this guy can’t do? That is the sweetest surfer hair I’ve ever fucking seen in my life. And that’s coming from the guy who invented beach hair. That’s coming from a guy who shreds the gnar on the regular.

That Brady hair is everything I dream of when I dream of surfer hair. It’s why my next business venture after Peter Chernin sells Barstool for 100 million is going to create the perfect sea salt hair spray. I’m talking science baby. Because that hair right there? That screams fuck.